Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (20-08-24)

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (20-08-24)

Declaration I

“Body advertising is not allowed in any form and that also applies to the Olympic rings… the athlete was not wearing a covering and was therefore disqualified. “All teams are informed of the advertising policy during a technical meeting prior to the competition, so it was not as if they were not reminded of the rules.” International Paralympic Committee (IPC)

Declaration II

“During our ongoing audit to assess ICE’s ability to monitor the location and status of UCs released or transferred to the custody of the Department of Homeland Security and the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS), we found that ICE transferred more than 448,000 UCs to HHS from fiscal years 2019 through 2023.” The Office of Inspector General (OIG) of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS)

On last night’s ONT (please don’t comment there) we discussed the British woman who went to Turkey for a butt lift and ended up dying on the operating table. The saga continues. The dead woman not only didn’t have a butt lift. She was also missing several organs.

‘They kept pieces of her heart’: Woman’s sister in shock after she dies during buttock surgery, body is returned with missing organs The body of a 38-year-old British woman who died during cosmetic surgery in Turkey has reportedly been returned to her home with parts of several vital organs missing. Kaydell Brown died on the operating table at the Clinic Expert in Istanbul on March 26. She paid £5,400 to travel to Istanbul for a “mummy MOT”, an all-in-one operation that involves a Brazilian buttock augmentation, a tummy tuck and a breast augmentation in one day.

Do you think it went, KA-FUCKING-BOOM?

BLAST OFF Shocking moment: Rocket explodes in huge fireball in test disaster at new UK spaceport
Watch the terrifying footage in the video player above

Funny thing about the FBI. It seems like they can investigate crimes after all. Winner of the Genius Award.

A San Francisco man has been charged with breaking into an FBI vehicle and stealing thousands of dollars worth of government equipment, including flash grenades and a bulletproof vest that he later allegedly traded for drugs. Gregory Acosta Alvarez was charged in federal court on Aug. 9 with theft of government property.

I am not trying to brag about The ONT, except for my comments about The Fabulous. But the following story struck a chord. I have never said any of the following things to our 3 beautiful tax deduction. daughters. I think that’s why they turned out so damn good.

The 90s were a very different era. Kids were running around freely and our mothers only knew where we were if we called from our best friend’s landline or the pay phone on the corner. Growing up in the 90s also meant believing what our parents told us, because we didn’t have the internet to fact-check and those Encyclopedia Britannica CD-ROMs didn’t go very far. Now, 90s kids are adults with instant access to all the information in the world, which means we can figure out the truth. Here are 10 blatant lies that 90s parents told their kids that most of us believed:

I have always been against the depreciation girls, “They don’t swim in our toilet, and you don’t pee in their pool.”

Perhaps in prison AA or NA meetings he learned this phrase, which still serves me well: Anger is not a luxury I can afford today.

AUBURN, Maine —
A Maine man is facing multiple charges after police say he assaulted a 15-year-old over a previous drug deal. Ryan Jolicoeur, 38, of Auburn, was arrested Sunday after the Auburn Police Department’s Proactive Community Enforcement Unit obtained and executed a search warrant at his Fifth Street home, authorities said. Police said they have been conducting a lengthy investigation into alleged drug dealing at 92 Fifth St. in Auburn. Detectives said they gathered information suggesting Jolicoeur was selling large amounts of marijuana from the home and that his clientele included local children.

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