Topics I Want to Read an Article About in The New Yorker – The Barking Crow

There’s nothing like a good article in The New Yorker. It sucks you in, keeps you reading, makes you forget that you spent all that time reading a few pages when you could have been watching 72 TikToks…

Things I’d like to read articles about in the New Yorker:

Fire dancers at Maui’s tourist luaus

How do they get into it? How authentic is it to them? Do they have other hobbies? Do they surf as much as I imagine they surf?

Flight trackers

Who made these and why do they keep evolving? At what point do the returns on flight tracker improvements start to diminish? And do you think they give first class passengers extra special flight trackers? Tell me the history of the flight tracker, New Yorker. Tell me in your smooth, soothing voice.

Units of measurement

I’m specifically curious about knots here. How have units changed? Who still uses knots?

The New Yorker

Where did it come from?

Joe with cotton eyes

Where did he go?

(I don’t have wifi right now. If I post this and find out it’s Cotton-Eye Joe, I’m going to kick myself in the balls.)

Urologists

Are they perverted?

Which world city is the angriest?

If I wanted an article about which country is the angriest, I’d want The Economist to cover it. Which state is the angriest, we should probably leave to us at The Barking Crow. I nominate Ohio.

Any breed of dog except Doodles

I don’t want to know the truth.