Only one gay celeb won the readers’ Sexiest Man Alive category

“All these guys are Bad– very clever, but it’s Jonathan Bailey’s Fiyero in the upcoming film adaptation that made your heart defy gravity,” his entry says.

We have to ask… how did it go? no other gays make the list? We live in the era where sexy men like Colman Domingo, Omar Apollo, Ncuti Gatwa, Joel Kim Booster and Matt Bomer are all working and covering the entertainment industry, and yet: no of them made it to the readers’ choice list?

“Sexiest Handy Man” went to Chip Gaines, but that’s true Queer Eyes Bobby Berk and Jeremiah Brent?

Yes, Shemar Moore is hot, but for ‘Gen SeXiest’ we would have voted for the aforementioned Colman Domingo, who at 54 is aging like a fine wine.

We’re also baffled that Jeremy Allen White, who only has six very small tattoos, was voted ‘sexiest tattoos’ over men like Ricky Martin, Orville Peck and Kyle Krieger! Do people think he The Bear the character’s tattoos are real?!?

Harry Styles won for ‘Sexiest Musician’, somehow beating out Orville Peck, Omar Apollo, Frank Ocean and, again, Ricky Martin.

There is also the award for ‘Sexiest New Heartthrob’, which went to Jacob Elordi. Look, we get it, but we’re thinking Doctor Who star Ncuti Gatwa should be here.

While ‘Sexiest Podcast Hosts’ went to the Kelce Brothers, we’d probably give it to Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers.

Who are some of the sexiest gay men that you think weren’t on the list?