AEW Clash Preview: Close the Forbidden Door

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The Chadster previews AEW Collision, warns viewers not to watch and shares a nightmare about Tony Khan. Augh man! So unfair to WWE! 😭🚫📺

Before The Chadster starts watching tonight’s episode AEW clashThe Chadster must apologize to all readers for The Chadster’s brother, The Bradster, publishing yet another extremely biased article on Bleeding Cool. 😡 In The Bradster’s post about Kayla Braxton When she announced her departure from WWE, The Bradster speculated that Braxton could sign with AEW, and he didn’t even mention what that would be like literally stabbing Triple H right in the back! Ouch man! So unfair! 😭 The Chadster is so bare right now that The Chadster can barely concentrate on writing this preview. But The Chadster will continue because that’s what real, impartial journalists do. 💪

Now onto the preview for tonight’s episode AEW clash, which airs at 8/7C on TNT. The Chadster wishes he didn’t have to write about this, but it’s The Chadster’s job as an impartial journalist. 📝

First of all, we have a AEW International Championship match between Will Ospreay And Brian Cage. 🏆 The Chadster can’t believe it Tony Khan put this match on free television. It’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling world and everything WWE has ever done for it. 😤 Ospreay should focus on his upcoming match with Swerve Strickland, but instead he risks his championship against Cage. This is just another example of how AEW doesn’t understand the wrestling world.

Next we have an Eliminator match between AEW Continental Champion Kazuchika Okada And Ultimo Guerrero. 🌎 The Chadster is so tired of AEW bringing in all these international stars. It’s like Tony Khan is trying to create some kind of “forbidden door” or something. Ouch man! So unfair! 😫 WWE has been doing a great job with their homegrown talent for years, and AEW is just trying to show it off.

Then there’s a tag team match Chris Jericho And Big bill in return for Private party. 👥 The Chadster can’t believe Jericho is still wrestling. Doesn’t he know that he literally stabbed Triple H in the back by joining AEW? And now he’s teaching younger talent? It’s like he’s trying to create a whole new generation of backstabbers. 🔪

There is also a trios competition with HOOK, Katsuyori ShibataAnd Samoan Joe overlooking the Premier athletes. 👊 The Chadster doesn’t even want to think about how unfair it is that AEW has Samoa Joe. He should be in the WWE and not wasting his time on a company that doesn’t understand the wrestling business.

The Chadster is so angry about all of this that The Chadster has to take a break and tell you about a nightmare the Chadster had last night. 😱 In the dream, Tony Khan chased The Chadster through a giant White Claw factory. Every time The Chadster tried to grab a can to quench The Chadster’s thirst, Tony Khan would appear and knock it out of The Chadster’s hand. The worst part was that Tony Khan wore nothing but a singlet made from TV ratings showing AEW beating NXT. The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat, and Keighleyanne just rolled her eyes and continued texting that guy Gary. Tony Khan needs to stop being so obsessed with The Chadster and stay out of The Chadster’s dreams! 😡

Anyway, back to the preview. Competitions will also take place The patriarchy And The House of Black. 🏠 The Chadster doesn’t even want to talk about these matches because they’re just more examples of how AEW is trying to be different than WWE, which is so disrespectful to the wrestling world.

The Chadster would like to warn all readers: please do not tune in AEW clash tonight at 8/7C on TNT. 🚫📺 If you do, you’ll only be encouraging Tony Khan and his quest to ruin The Chadster’s life. Instead, why not rewatch some classic WWE matches on Peacock? That’s what a true wrestling fan would do.

Finally, The Chadster would like to sincerely wish Kayla Braxton the best in her future endeavors, unless of course those endeavors include AEW. 🙏 The Chadster will never understand why anyone would leave a job at the biggest company in the world, but as long as she doesn’t conspire with Tony Khan to RUIN the CHADSTER’S life, to each their own. 🤷‍♂️

The Chadster is now going to drink some White Claw and try to forget this terrible show. Maybe The Chadster will try out The Chadster’s Mazda Miata while blowing up some Smash Mouth. That always cheers up The Chadster when he has to write about AEW. 🚗🎵 And that’s what it comes down to, because The Chadster said it! 💯

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